What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Read also:

• Why is my ping so high in 1 Roblox game but not the other ones? I am also not laggy in my own private server. What is happening?
• What are the ten cars that make me no longer feel inferior?
• Two of my family members have recently converted to Islam and have brought shame on my family. How do I get them back into the fold of Hinduism?
• Do you think cheating is that bad?
• How can one translate "You're welcome" from English to French using formal language? Are there any other ways to say this phrase in a more polite manner?
• Amino Acid Supplements Are Trending For A Reason. Here’s Why Dietitians Are Divided. - AOL.com
• NASA Might Have Accidentally Landed Near A Volcano On Mars - IFLScience
• Why do old men think young women and girls would want them over guys their own age?
• How severely should I get punished? Please describe throughly. Today I got my result of my test nd I found out that I failed in 2 subjects, my parents are currently in abroad nd I lied to them about the fail but I feel guilty now.
• John Isner now ranks where Carlos Alcaraz's win over Jannik Sinner sits in the best matches ever, 'I'm changing my tune' - The Tennis Gazette
• Why do I get bored with porn so quickly? I can watch maybe half a video (5 mins max) and then get bored and do something else. I don't watch porn often, just a teenager. 17.
• Who is the most annoying character in the Office?
• I’m running away I live in Indiana what states near by are safe I’m 12 no comments?
• I Used to Dread Taking Creatine—Then I Found These Gummies - The Daily Beast
• Are there any more 'nun' jokes?